Poop Knife

The ultimate comedic companion for bathroom adventurers! This tongue-in-cheek tool takes a swipe at the absurdity of daily life with its utterly unique design. With a handle that’s easy to grip and a ‘cutting-edge’ blade, this gag gift adds a splash of laughter to your bathroom routine.

Whether you’re aiming to elicit giggles from guests or simply reveling in the joy of unexpected humor, the Poop Knife is here to make a ‘clean’ sweep of your funny bone. Embrace the hilarity and redefine bathroom essentials in style!

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