Kama Pooptra Calendar

THe Screaming Goat is the cuddly companion with a side-splitting twist! Squeeze this fluffy friend and be prepared for a belly laugh as it lets out a repertoire of comical sounds. From giggles to guffaws, this goat’s repertoire will tickle your funny bone and brighten your day. Crafted with softness and silliness in mind, it’s the perfect quirky gift for all ages. Whether you need a pick-me-up or a partner in pranks, this plush goat delivers laughter on demand.

Where culinary creativity meets a dash of dark humor! This versatile slab of wood serves as the stage for your kitchen exploits, declaring, “This is where I murder my vegetables.” Chop, slice, and dice with a side of cheeky commentary, making meal prep a theatric masterpiece. Crafted for both gastronomic geniuses and veggie villains, this board transitions seamlessly from chopping haven to elegant serving platter. Let your inner chef shine as you unleash your culinary prowess and create delectable dishes that’ll leave your veggies begging for a standing ovation!

Where creativity meets a delightful twist for your senses! These pencils not only write smoothly but also emit captivating scents with every stroke. Each pencil unleashes a fragrant journey that transforms the ordinary into the extraordinary. Perfect for artists, students, or anyone seeking an aromatic escape, these pencils combine functionality with whimsy. Whether you’re sketching dreams or jotting down notes, let your imagination take flight with scents that spark smiles. It’s time to make every line an aromatic adventure with these Scented Pencils!

These one-of-a-kind coasters showcase quirky illustrations of our furry friends in the act, guaranteeing smiles and surprise reactions. Perfect for those who embrace the lighter side of life, these coasters bring a unique twist to your tabletop decor. Crafted with both humor and functionality in mind, they provide a conversation starter like no other. Whether you’re hosting a pet-themed party or just enjoying a quiet drink at home, these Drink Coasters are a delightful reminder that even the most mundane moments can be a source of laughter.

A hilariously cheeky guide to mastering the art of porcelain perfection! This gag calendar explores the world of quirky bathroom positions with a side-splitting twist. Get ready to chuckle your way through twelve months of unexpected poses, while gaining a whole new appreciation for the daily routine. With witty captions and playful illustrations, this is the ultimate conversation starter for friends and family. Embrace the laughter, redefine your restroom rituals, and prepare to strike a pose – because every moment on the throne deserves a comedic spotlight!

Grab one of these Moose Mugs or a bunch, inspired by the iconic scene from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation! Crafted to perfection, this ceramic masterpiece captures the spirit of the Griswold family’s hilarious antics. With antler-shaped handles and a spacious design, it’s the perfect vessel for your eggnog adventures. Gather your loved ones, relive the laughs, and create new memories with this nostalgic gem. Whether you’re sipping hot cocoa or sparking a dose of holiday cheer, our Moose Mug is the ultimate conversation starter, spreading laughter and joy.

Unleash your inner unicorn with our charming Inflatable Unicorn Headgear! This whimsical accessory, designed to perch atop your head, brings a touch of enchantment to any day. Effortlessly inflatable, it’s lightweight and comfortable, making it ideal for costume parties, imaginative play, or adding a sprinkle of magic to your day. Its compact size makes it a breeze to carry, whether you’re off to a fairytale adventure or simply want to stand out in a crowd.

Scurry into whimsical wonder with this squirrel puppet – where tiny paws pack big laughs! Crafted for the squirrelly souls who adore playful antics, these pint-sized puppets transform your fingers into furry friends. From acorn heists to impromptu dance-offs, these little critters are poised for endless mischievous adventures. Slip on a squirrel and let your fingers do the storytelling, whether you’re delighting kids or sharing chuckles with pals. Made for imaginative minds and squirrel enthusiasts alike and will guarantee a nutty dose of hilarity in every gesture.

Spice up your kitchen game with these sassy oven mitts – proudly declaring, ‘Bitch, I am the secret ingredient!’ These mitts aren’t just heat-resistant; they’re confidence-boosting culinary companions. Crafted with premium materials, they keep you cool under pressure while adding a dash of attitude to your cooking endeavors. Whether you’re whipping up a gourmet feast or rocking your signature mac ’n’ cheese, these mitts proclaim your culinary prowess in style. A hilarious gift for the chef who knows flavor comes from within.

The game that turns language into laughter! Playfully concoct hilarious, cryptic messages using a collection of quirky letters and symbols. Channel your inner mischievous mastermind as you craft outrageous ransom demands, wacky invitations, or simply share a side-splitting secret. It’s creative chaos that brings friends and family together for uproarious fun. With a dash of wordplay and a sprinkle of absurdity, “Ransom Notes” guarantees endless entertainment. Whether you’re a pun aficionado or a comedy connoisseur, this game is your license to thrill, chuckle, and connect in the most delightfully unconventional way.

The most delightful way to stay connected! Designed for pairs who love to share, these cozy, stretchy undies create a snug bond between two wearers. Whether it’s a playful evening in, a quirky surprise for your partner, or a quirky gift for that dynamic duo in your life, these one-of-a-kind undies offer double the comfort and double the fun. Crafted with soft, breathable fabric and a touch of whimsy, they celebrate the joy of togetherness in the most intimate way.

Elevate your entertaining with this bold and cheeky Charcuterie Board – a tasteful conversation starter that adds a playful twist to any gathering. Crafted with meticulous detail, this premium wooden board dares to embrace the unconventional, redefining artful presentation. Its shape is a playful nod to the joy of indulgence, sparking laughter and breaking the ice. Perfect for showcasing a curated selection of fine cheeses, meats, and accompaniments, it’s an invitation to celebrate moments with a sprinkle of naughtiness and a whole lot of flavor.